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Not a leg to stand on – caught on the hop!

Posted in HOME, Uncategorized with tags , on May 1, 2010 by echostains
A Pink Collins – one I drunk earlier

You know if you read my blog regularly, that I always schedule my posts.  There  is a reason for that..what was it?  ANYWAY I’ve been out tonight and I have some postss lined up for when I am away. (which is soon) 

  But I’ve been out tonight..
 

  A couple of weeks ago,We  discovered a vodka bar… and had a pretty good time there.  I said at the time (and forgot about it, which is typical of me) that I would go back and work my way through the vodka menu…and (guess what a selective memory I have..) I did.. which IS typical of me (the working my way back to…).  

I drank  different vodka’s  – what? – coming soon!

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You say you want a Resolution? Up the Resolution!

Posted in ART, HOME, WORDS AND COMMUNICATIONS with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 2, 2009 by echostains

Up the Resolution!  I am resolute!
Up the Resolution! I am resolute!

 

 

 

In comes the New Year, and out comes the Resolutions; –

  1. Eat less

  2. Drink less

  3. Write Blog every day

  4. Do more walking

  5. Bin a load of rubbish from this house

  6. Hang on to my money longer

  7. be nicer to people

In with the New Year and out with the excuses: –

  1. Well I’m SORRY!  I DO NOT eat THAT much!  You’ve got to eat to LIVE you know!!  What do you expect me to do? lay down and die because I’ve put a few lbs on over Christmas? Yes CHRISTMAS, the season of festivity!!!!

  2. I’m hardly an alcoholic mate!  Why would I NEED to drink less? eh? eh? eh? and what’s it to you ANYWAY?

  3. Huh?  Well I AM writing this every day, and nobody is reading it!  I mean it’s hardly MY  fault if I am writing rubbish is it? (eh? well whose fault is it then? you sad person talking to yourself lol!)

  4. Well I can’t POSSIBLY walk more than I am doing,  My legs are short enough.  I will wear them away if I carry on and anyway, I need all the inches I can get (to see bands).

  5. Ah, but what exactly COUNTS as rubbish eh? tell me that?  How do I define ‘rubbish’? (if I haven’t already that is..).  One man’s rubbish is another man’s treasure isn’t it?  Imagine my anguish if I inadvertently threw away something that turned out to be treasure or something I actually needed?  No, it’ s not worth the risk.

  6. This is an easy one to deal with: WHAT MONEY? no money, no cry

  7. I’m already nice to people, any nicer and people may think I’m a pushover and take all my money (that I havn’t got) and think they can just help themselves to all my food, drink and rubbish (that’s really treasure).  Oh no, thank you VERY much…and I don’t want to sound smug but I think I have the balance just about right.

Well that’s me sorted.  Time to get 2009 on the road!  It’s such a relief to get these resolutions sorted and in place.  Now I know EXACTLY where I’m going, I feel so much better!