You say you want a Resolution? Up the Resolution!

Up the Resolution!  I am resolute!
Up the Resolution! I am resolute!

 

 

 

In comes the New Year, and out comes the Resolutions; –

  1. Eat less

  2. Drink less

  3. Write Blog every day

  4. Do more walking

  5. Bin a load of rubbish from this house

  6. Hang on to my money longer

  7. be nicer to people

In with the New Year and out with the excuses: –

  1. Well I’m SORRY!  I DO NOT eat THAT much!  You’ve got to eat to LIVE you know!!  What do you expect me to do? lay down and die because I’ve put a few lbs on over Christmas? Yes CHRISTMAS, the season of festivity!!!!

  2. I’m hardly an alcoholic mate!  Why would I NEED to drink less? eh? eh? eh? and what’s it to you ANYWAY?

  3. Huh?  Well I AM writing this every day, and nobody is reading it!  I mean it’s hardly MY  fault if I am writing rubbish is it? (eh? well whose fault is it then? you sad person talking to yourself lol!)

  4. Well I can’t POSSIBLY walk more than I am doing,  My legs are short enough.  I will wear them away if I carry on and anyway, I need all the inches I can get (to see bands).

  5. Ah, but what exactly COUNTS as rubbish eh? tell me that?  How do I define ‘rubbish’? (if I haven’t already that is..).  One man’s rubbish is another man’s treasure isn’t it?  Imagine my anguish if I inadvertently threw away something that turned out to be treasure or something I actually needed?  No, it’ s not worth the risk.

  6. This is an easy one to deal with: WHAT MONEY? no money, no cry

  7. I’m already nice to people, any nicer and people may think I’m a pushover and take all my money (that I havn’t got) and think they can just help themselves to all my food, drink and rubbish (that’s really treasure).  Oh no, thank you VERY much…and I don’t want to sound smug but I think I have the balance just about right.

Well that’s me sorted.  Time to get 2009 on the road!  It’s such a relief to get these resolutions sorted and in place.  Now I know EXACTLY where I’m going, I feel so much better!

 

 

 

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3 Responses to “You say you want a Resolution? Up the Resolution!”

  1. […] so far I have managed to keep to all my resolutions……. well, apart from 5 and 6.  I am still concerned though about my archive as a lot of […]

  2. Go you with your resolutions!!! Glad to hear you’re on track – the best way to achieve is to make the goals achievable I say. You’ve just prompted me to go back and check my own resolutes.

  3. Hhehe there’s a follow up to this somewhere Kimberley……. However now I’ve revisitied tthese , I can see that, well at least this blog is still being kept to…..heheheh! Thanks for visiting – always a pleasure 🙂

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